This is a the power hour kickoff video. It's only appropriate that we start with a self referential song describing the drinking game. Good luck on your journey.
23.9.08
1 - 60 Songs About Drinking
This is a the power hour kickoff video. It's only appropriate that we start with a self referential song describing the drinking game. Good luck on your journey.
2 - It Sounds Like A Good Idea
Yes, I have flushed my cell phone before and I know people that have done everything from climbing sculptures to wearing construction cones.
4 - Game Within The Game
Some people tried to actually play the Game Within The Game at one of my concerts. I think they failed. I'm pretty sure it's next to impossible.
6 - The Minute's Not Up
At song number six people are thinking an hour is going to take forever. That changes very quickly, though.
10 - Hermakey
A girl I went to college with invented this word and it caught on in our circle of friends immediately. I guess everyone needed a word to describe that feeling when you're walking to class the day after a crazy night. Sometimes I think hermakey might even be better than drunk.
11 - Everybody Wins
Some people claim that if you don't drink all 60 shots or if you use the bathroom before all the songs are over then you lose the power hour. I like to keep it non-competitive. Drinking = winning.
12 - Pink Elephant
"Seeing pink elephants" came from a Jack London novel to describe drunk hallucinations. Dumbo sees pink elephants whenever he drinks from a bucket of moonshine. Delirium beer has a pink elephant for their logo. Don't kill the cute little guy! Keep drinking.
13 - This Bar
A friend of mine actually made this statement and I turned it into a song. There's one bar we go to all the time and she truly can't remember ever leaving.
14 - Clean Up That Spill
Is minute 14 too early to think something got spilled? You're drunker than you think.
15 - People Drinking Boone's
There's another verse to this song that didn't fit in one minute. I basically say that you should only buy the strawberry flavor because it has about 2% more alcohol than all the other flavors. What's up with that Mr. Boone?
16 - Pause For The Cause
Now you have the technique for when the pre-game party carries over into the travel time. Just fill up that wide mouth water bottle and start walking.
17 - Party Tattoos
A term coined by me. Feel free to use it as you wish because I know you've woken up and not known where that bruise came from.
20 - Jesus Loved Power Hours
There was no YouTube back then so what else could they do but binge drink?
22 - I'm Fine Occifer
I did once have to chat with a cop while I was under the influence and I said that I had the same gun as him. Also, one of my friends actually had a cop hold her Sparks for her while she was drinking publicly and he had no idea that it wasn't just an energy drink.
23 - Mixed Drinks Too
Warning: Mixed drinks may result in a crazier power hour. Make sure you wear your helmet from song 21.
27 - Text Someone That's Not Here
Drunk texting is awesome and dangerous. Note about the shirt: If you type "Alis drinking game concert" into a text message, the predictive text will say "Clip drinking hand concept".
29 - This Frat Sucks
I didn't come up with this. It's a phenomenon at my college that the music equipment will screw up at least once at any given fraternity dance party and people will fill the silence with this chant.
31 - These Songs Keep Getting Faster
Where does the time go? It feels like only a couple of songs ago you were watching the clock and "drinking even though the minute's not up."
32 - If You're Wasted And You Know It
Drunk people love to clap at my concerts. Though I never say "clap your hands."
34 - Break The Seal
Some people say if you go to the bathroom during the power hour then you lose the game. I say everybody wins!
35 - Instrumental
You can help out with this one by playing along. Suddenly you're no longer holding a can. You're holding an instrument.
37 - Do The BAC
If anyone knows how to do the dance move called "blow some numbers" please let me know.
40 - Five Caps
Song number 40 means you should be done with five beers by now! You'd better be keeping up!
41 - Ode To Everyone Under Age
Seriously, what's the fun of sneaking around to get drunk if it's legal? Bring back prohibition.
44 - Salute To Lightweights
This song just may be dedicated to myself. Its great/embarrassing/cheap to have no tolerance.
48 - Alcohol Is My Anti-Drug
Everyone needs something to turn to when tempted with harmful substances.
54 - Song In The Key Of An Empty
Once again, you're holding an instrument and you didn't even know it. Help me out and play along.
58 -You're Almost There
Every line rhymes with the same word for the whole minute. But you didn't notice that did you, drunky?
59 - But You Drink Instead
work vs. drinking. who wins? and what better way to ask that question than with a hip hop song? good thing you're drunk or you might question why the little white girl is rapping.
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